Black and white old dark house films are magic, the perfect balm for miserable rainy days like this, or the advent of spring (pollen/allergies) contesting grey winter's turgid encore: cobwebs, shadows, howling winds, pouring rain, sheet metal thunder, clocks striking thirteen, midnight readings of the will, lights going out, daggers in backs, seances, spying through keyholes, secret passages, disembodied death masks floating in the darkness, it's all manna. If you grew up at all in the 60s-70s then you remember too the ghosting of the UHF antenna signal (highly susceptible to clouds and bouncing off hills or mountains to double your signal) when these movies showed on local TV Saturday afternoons; how one was almost always, somewhere to be found, Bela Lugosi hamming it up in whatever role he got and--if one was very lucky--nary a Wallace Ford or Bowery Boy to sully things with tired Brooklyn schtick.
Back in the 70s, before the advent of VCR, one's ability to see old movies was tied to the whims of TV programmers and the the cloud systems of a fickle God. With only a circular antennae and rabbit ears to move around in vain, atop the set, every second of one of these films that was visible became a sacred text written on the snapchat wind. At any moment a cloud might pass and wipe out the signal, which had bounced in off a storm cloud from Wilmington Philadelphia or wherever, and leave you stranded, so you basked in the hoary atmosphere while you could, read your Famous Monsters of Filmland like a holy writ and prayed for the cooler monsters to ever come your way, wishing upon wish you could somehow afford a projector, available by mail order from the back of the issue, beguiling me into saving my pennies.
Those days are a memory of course, now every horror movie one can think of it at one's fingertips, even better in many ways than one film (too much threading) and crystal clear-- that dark birthday wish come true, and it's too pollen-saturated or soaking wet and freezing to go outside without sneezing like a machine gun, what can you do now but watch thy old dark house collection, and remember how precious every signal-reception moment used to feel when it was all so ephemeral.
If you don't know what I mean by all that, yet you still love old dark house movies, then you know their narcotizing effect. Nothing makes you gladder to live in a small apartment than the thought of being expected to stay the night in a huge, mysterious, dark house that could be hiding a whole army of killers with ease. Nothing makes you feel dryer than a raging storm onscreen.
NIGHT OF TERROR
(1933)
*** / Amaon Prime Image - B
An old dark house swirl of a thriller melding in some pre-slasher movie signatures, the Bela Lugosi-starring NIGHT OF TERROR is violent pre-code surprise. Long unavailable, it lives up to its reputation with a very pre-code string of murders by a knife-wielding madman, who grins impishly from the bushes and sets about murdering people all over a rolling spooky estate with a long knife, leaving his calling card - a headline of one of his killings - pinned to the back of each new body. From the opening scene of him crawling into a lover's lane convertible to stab a pair of necking lovers (top) it's clear this ain't your average 30s old dark house film, more like a 70s-80s slasher movie. Meanwhile, inside he main mansion, a dotty scientist (George Meeker) plans to test his new 'suspended animation' death-duplicating drug by burying himself alive for two days--mixing Houdini and medical science together under the watchful eye of an eminently murderable board of directors. His fiancee (Sally Blaine) a rather blindly doting heiress, is left to her own devices, or rather the paawings of sexually aggressive snoopy social-climbing reporter Wallace Ford. The kind of girl I like to call 'animus-dominated' she takes any suggestions from her gullible dad (Tully Marshall) as holy writ, and as he already funds Meeker's experiments, setting him set up his lab in the mansion, so he naturally encourages the marriage. She even tolerates Ford's relentless pushy pestering, as if she's totally willing to have a bunch of men control her sexual destiny rather than decide for herself (i.e. a Republican). Heirs gather for the reading of the will after the murderer claims the father and Ford and the cops need to figure out if the mad murderer is killing heirs for someone's benefit (the will's split between heirs, so the fewer the inheritors the more $$).
As the mysterious servant Degar, top-billed Bela Lugosi plays the very first of his long line of red herring butlers. (Why he played so many over the years one can only guess but here at least his role is pretty central to the action, he's more than just a red herring and considering what a lean year 1933 was for him (in the doghouse at Universal for refusing to do Frankenstein), he seems glad to be there and manages some real malevolent around-the-corner stares as the heirs follow each other and everyone spies on everyone else through doorway cracks; Degar suspects something is up, and doesn't trust any of the greedy relatives to hold onto the serum that will wake up Meeker.
Meanwhile the mad killer's body count rises and the black chauffeur (Oscar Smith) alone is smart enough to want to skedaddle. Heirs to the murdered patriarch include a no-good brother and his cash-hungry wife who arrive out of nowhere and try to push everyone else out. Degar and his medium wife (Mary Frey) are also in for a share, though the scheming brother and wife don't think belong in the will and plan to contest it - better hurry up with that! Naturally there's a mysterious seance (always turn out all the lights in a big first floor open window and ajar door-filled room when a maniac who's already killed four people in that very house that very night is still at large, and a final act secret panel to a scary basement, and I'm sure there's at least one spooky skull or skeleton.
This rare Columbia B-movie gem was one I'd been looking for decades but it recently surfaced online and on Prime after never being on VHS, DVD or shown on TV during my rabid 'tape everything' phase. So here, at last, decades later, on Prime, finally, I actually saw it - a 35 year quest has ended. And it's surprisingly damn good, relatively speaking, and now I'm all aflutter since I've been wanting to see it forever. What sets this apart from so many other old dark houses is the wild pace and the abundance of little macabre touches. Man, that lunatic really racks 'em up. The way no one seems quite prepared to alter their schedules, beef up security, turn on some lights, or lock their doors makes it all quite hilarious as the body count climbs to the double digits, and the killer's face regularly pops up at the windows yet Sally Blaine's sighting is dismissed as female nerves. Hmmmm. In a very strange cool ending the killer threatens the audience with death upon divulging the trick ending. It's weird how often that must have happened at the time - because we see that same thing at the end The Bat, and so many others. SPOILERS - believe it or not, underneath that weird make-up, the killer is gravel-voiced Edwin Maxwell (Dr. Emile Egelhoffer in His Girl Friday).

Meanwhile the mad killer's body count rises and the black chauffeur (Oscar Smith) alone is smart enough to want to skedaddle. Heirs to the murdered patriarch include a no-good brother and his cash-hungry wife who arrive out of nowhere and try to push everyone else out. Degar and his medium wife (Mary Frey) are also in for a share, though the scheming brother and wife don't think belong in the will and plan to contest it - better hurry up with that! Naturally there's a mysterious seance (always turn out all the lights in a big first floor open window and ajar door-filled room when a maniac who's already killed four people in that very house that very night is still at large, and a final act secret panel to a scary basement, and I'm sure there's at least one spooky skull or skeleton.
This rare Columbia B-movie gem was one I'd been looking for decades but it recently surfaced online and on Prime after never being on VHS, DVD or shown on TV during my rabid 'tape everything' phase. So here, at last, decades later, on Prime, finally, I actually saw it - a 35 year quest has ended. And it's surprisingly damn good, relatively speaking, and now I'm all aflutter since I've been wanting to see it forever. What sets this apart from so many other old dark houses is the wild pace and the abundance of little macabre touches. Man, that lunatic really racks 'em up. The way no one seems quite prepared to alter their schedules, beef up security, turn on some lights, or lock their doors makes it all quite hilarious as the body count climbs to the double digits, and the killer's face regularly pops up at the windows yet Sally Blaine's sighting is dismissed as female nerves. Hmmmm. In a very strange cool ending the killer threatens the audience with death upon divulging the trick ending. It's weird how often that must have happened at the time - because we see that same thing at the end The Bat, and so many others. SPOILERS - believe it or not, underneath that weird make-up, the killer is gravel-voiced Edwin Maxwell (Dr. Emile Egelhoffer in His Girl Friday).
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20. A STUDY IN SCARLET
(1933) Dir. Edward Marin
*** / Amazon Image: D
My favorite early 30s Sherlock Holmes (pre-Rathbone) films, this has a lot going for it, including Anna May Wong and plenty of Limehouse fog. Some purists dislike Reginald Owen's Holmes --they say he's too meaty and slow (he played Watson opposite Collin Clive the year before)-- but I like him as he's more forceful and less dotty than say Arthur Wotner who played him in England at the time. A lot of actors--Rathbone included--tend to play up Holmes' nervous coke-head feyness, gamboling about with magnifying glass and hunting cap, slightly manic, Watson lagging along behind like a shopping bag-encumbered mother after her sugar-addled five year-old. But here the energy is a bit reversed - Watson is bouncing off the terrarium walls waiting for Holmes to make his move, to find some clue at the crime scene or spring into action against a scheming crook confederacy, and then, like a gecko falling off the glass on top of, and zapping a cricket with its tongue, all at once - zap! the cricket has disappeared, and Owen's Holmes has sprung into action.

Another highlight is a local tavern out in the country, wherein a nice old Col. Blimp-style officer strolls in and--in real time--beguiles the local carriage driver with tons of whiskey before hiring him for a trip out to a for-sale mansion. Owen is so thoroughly buried in his role that we're not quite sure which of the two men is Holmes or if either man is at all, we just enjoy the idea of being kind of hard up and having a friendly stranger come and buy as a whole bottle. We watch in awe as Holmes deftly avoids drinking the bulk of his portions of the bottle, and how expertly he soon starts searching all over the mansion, locating secret panels, sending the maid out of the room after feigning a heart attack, and so forth. It's genius.

As in all the best Rathbone Holmes' (The Scarlet Claw in particular) great use is made of the foggy night atmosphere especially in and outside the gang's Limehouse hideout, where many a chase, spy, shot and a skulking suspicious walk occurs. The always worthwhile Anna May Wong has a small but memorable part one of the inheritors of the bloody tontine (based on some sequestered jointly stolen jewels); secret passages, and some good tough talk showdowns make up the rest. It all comes to a head very speedily as Holmes, Lestrade and a gang of detectives show up and they all stop off at the same pub for a quick one to bolster the blood before trundling off through the moors. Hail Britannia! The cavalry stopping for a quick round to bolster the blood before charging into action, that's something we wouldn't see again until Straw Dogs! Alan Mowbray is Lestrade; Alan Dinehart the odious Merrydew; Warburton Gamble a stalwart Watson. It was filmed at Tiffany Studios, one of those forgotten independent outfits. Clearly a labor of love for Owen, he produced and co-wrote the script with Robert Florey. It doesn't have anything to do with original Conan Doyle novel of the same name, but that's because Owen had optioned the title only, not the actual story! To be honest, you'd never know it as he did a bang-up job whipping something together that feels proper and correct in its Holmes-ishness and as I say, and Owen makes (in my opinion at least) a vital, grounded Holmes and that British atmosphere is so thick you may be forgiven for presuming it came from Gaumont.
THE CROOKED CIRCLE
(1932) Dir. H. Bruce Humberstone
*** / Alpha Image - **
This 'campy mystery' was the first film ever broadcast over TV airwaves, back in 1933! This is when it was still in theaters and there were only about six TVs in all of Los Angeles, but there it was - and that's a great way to imagine seeing it, since it's public domain and you're likely seeing it on Youtube or via some Alpha DVD (like the one I got). It's okay, these sorts of films play better when the terrible picture and staginess combine to almost give you a sense you're somehow not meant to see it at all- that the atmospheric conditions were good enough you picked up a strange channel from Illuminati-style crime organization from far away. It's short but well-crafted, crammed with more passageways, undercover sneaking, skeletons, red herring, trap doors, backyard crypts, and enigmatic stares than old dark house films twice its length or age. Even the comic relief isn't as bad as usual (I'll take James Gleeson's "oh a wise guy, eh?" traffic cop grimacing over Wallace Ford's pushy blarney any day).


THE THIRTEENTH CHAIR
(1929) Dir. Todd Browning
**1/4 / (TCM image - ***)
Often remade, to no real effect, this is one of those bunco squad seance exposes, that was first--as with so many old dark house vehicles-- a barnstorming stage melodrama. A medium hired for a party amongst British diplomats and swanky ex-pats in India, Madame LaGrange (with her spirit familiar, "Laughing Eyes") demonstrates the secrets all sorts of bizarre seance tricks, like spirit raps and table raising, demystifying the art and bumming everyone out in the service of finding out who killed a friend at a party the previous year. Summoned on the anniversary of the friend's death, Margaret Wycherly cranks up her slow-talking sentimental schtick to the hilt (she played Sgt. York's mom, if the name doesn't ring a bell) while making a half-hearted attempt to access real magic for the climax, making MGM seems less to blame for their veto on fantasy (i.e. the end of Mark of the Vampire - the silent era's fear the public won't 'buy' supernatural explanations) and putting the blame squarely on hardened carnies like director Todd Browning, whose eagerness to expose the seamy underbelly of the seance racket seems mean-spirited (maybe he did it to impress Houdini -dead only three years at the time - or was he?). Until Dracula two years later, Browning shied away from straight-up fantasy thinking the public preferred his sentimental Chaney 'deformed sideshow contortionist loves circus waif' masochism vehicles. So in this case, the old dark moody billing is a cheat as the medium's calling on her fake familiar for real help seems quite absurd and eventually her dated sentimental schtick plus the elaborate disclaimers combine to kind of swamp the picture.
Ah well, you can always fall in love with Leila Hyams in her seductively diaphanous art nouveau Adrian gown, the jagged ruffles of her flapper-y skirt alone are as unforgettable in their way as the windows on the abandoned house in Deep Red. You don't blame mopey Conrad Nagel for mooning over her (though eventually you will want to slap him). The Calcutta setting lets art director Cedric Gibbons enhance the tony parlors with luxurious exotica trimmings and Bela Lugosi is great as the local Indian police inspector, masterfully using his aristocratic bearing to boss around the snotty British, and the big surprise climax is not without its spooky charm.
Nonetheless... as with other mysteries from the period that get too hung up on their big 'twists' (like Secret of the Blue Room), once you know the ending it all seems so hopelessly contrived, and oh man does Wycherly's schtick stick in the craw. It's clear Browning is as taken with her as Hitchcock was with Lila Kedrove in Torn Curtain, or Anderson with Peter Ustinov in Logan's Run. Browning should know: you can't just let old character actors run away with a scene, because they will, and it will be all viewers remember, and we'll never want see it again, anymore than we want to go to the old lady's home and visit granny. She's a swell old girl, but... just the thought kind of gives us a claustrophobic, buried-alive feeling.
On the other hand, twenty years later Wycherly would turn her saintly homespun mom schtick on its head as Cagney's terrifying mother in White Heat, and don't say 1929 mysteries don't age well, because there's one old dark house movie from 1929 with all the same ingredients as this, and it rocks, and it's up next on the hit parade:
THE UNHOLY NIGHT
(1929) Dir. Lionel Barrymore
**** / unavailable
The cast is rich with strange faces: Montague's sister (Natalie Moorhead) keeps a coterie of revelers and goes in for seances in a big way, and seems a harmless enough pastime to her doctor fiancee (Ernest Torrance) but is it? Hardworking character actor George Cooper is Montague's loyal servant from the war - he's sure happy to see the regiment back together for a weekend, and knows just what drinks to serve and when to bring another round (immediately); Polly Moran is kept on a short leash as the maid (she can really ham it up... if... if encouraged); a disgraced Major from their old regiment (they drummed the bounder out for cheating at chards) is the main suspect, til he turns up dead in the parlor. Someone give Lord Montague a whiskey and soda (his first today!)!
Things really shift into high gear with the dramatic arrival of Lady Eftra (Dorothy Sebastian -above, center). She might be in town with an agenda against the regiment for the usual racial prejudice biases, or it has something to do with the late major's will or the prejudices facing children of mixed-race British officer marriages, even those of noble caste/estate, driving them to all sorts of byzantine revenge plots (their British side rebelling against the treatment of their eastern side - ala Thirteen Women, another personal favorite of the era). Either way, she may be insane but she sure is lovely.
PS - Good luck finding it! TCM occasionally shows it - usually very late at night. Demand they make a DVD, maybe part of a pre-code old dark house set?
See also:
Old Dark Capsules: THE GHOUL, CAT AND THE CANARY, THE MONSTER WALKS, THE OLD DARK HOUSE, THE BLACK RAVEN