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Von Braun points out the new space station designs in a 1955 Disney film. This round revolving shape would henceforth be the go-to space station design in all science fiction for the next decade. |
It was the Silver Age: the genre grew up out of the comic book lunacy and atomic caution of the golden 50s and into a colorful forward-launching space opera cocktail elegance. It was a good time especially for strong female characters, as they no longer had to fight sexist blowhards to be respected as officers in space command, heads of communications and operations, doctors in astro-biology and chemistry, etc. They could be pretty without having male crew members making comments behind their backs, or to their faces. I've deliberately eschewed any movie with even a hint of that dated sexism, even in critique form. I've also avoided any streaming titles of less than watchable quality, though your mileage may vary. So.... What are we waiting for!? The future's not going to get much older! Blast-off!
1. CREATION OF THE HUMANOIDS
(1962) Dir. Wesley Barry
***1/2 / Amazon Image - A
I'm beginning to see what the fuss was about vis-a-vis Andy Warhol's favorite movie. It was everything I love in a film: lots of deep reds and grays, tubes, silver eyeballs, theatricality and a total absence of daytime outdoor shots. Ed Wood fans need only know that Dudley Manlove is one of the robots and the link between them and homosexuals would be clear even without that. (We never see any female 'robuts' as Dudley pronounces them (the big headed inventor who helps them bring over 'the soul' via a special glandular resonator from a recently deceased human form into a new robotic model, refers to them as "Clickers," a term they robuts find disparaging. But it all works out as the robuts have an ingenious habit of absorbing their own opposition. Taking place all in one long eternal night, on a couple of crazy cosmic sets, it's never boring as it's never just 'filler' - this is clearly some writer's real labor of love and we imagine it got workshopped at some off-off-Broadway East Village coffeehouse, an early forerunner of the gay kid watching horror movie reruns at home and identifying with Frankenstein and the Wolfman and eventually writing Rocky Horror Picture Show. This hasn't got quite the same flair but we can imagine Frank N. Furter watching it with Andy on his private copy back home at the factory after all the other little monsters are off in dreamland.
(1966) Dir. Antonio Margheriti
*** / Amazon Image - A
There are no weird aliens, but the errant planet, soaring too close to earth's gravitational field resulting in all sorts of seismic and tidal disturbances. It's uninhabited but impressive and alive, with fields of cold red gelatin quicksand and islands of hairy ground surrounding craters breathing out plumes of cold steam. Going into one to plant anti-matter charges, they find themselves attacked by white tendrils that bleed but repair themselves as soon as Rod stops hacking at them. It's quite a destination. The dubbing is great matching the lips with weird hesitance and fast-talking when necessary. Dialogue is rich.... and wondrous, using the weird pauses of the actors to create mood and drama rather than just making them sound drunk: "Read your retros - don't get clogged, Mack!" / "Who's got the flagship?!" / "I'm engaged to her Terry.... not that... I want to be." / "OK, Terry, but it's every man for himself"
The Italian title to this one is the "Runaway Planet" or "The Errant Planet" but this was titled War Between the Planets in the US, seemingly to confuse American audience as it sounds so close to another in the director's "Gamma One Quadrilogy", War of the Planets. And then there's his 1961 precursor, Battle of the Worlds from 1961 (below). Forget all that for the moment and enjoy the assured style with which we're plunged into the retrofuturistic world of space station cocktails and astronauts soaring through black soundstage space on visible wires. Giacomo Rossi Stuart (Kill Baby, Kill) is commander Rod Jacskon; his head of communications -as often happens in 60s-70s Italian genre films, they both have dyed red hair; Terry Sanchez (Ombretta Colli) is his lover; his dopey cat-eyed fiancee is down on Earth, and happens to be the general's daughter (Halina Zalewski - who was giving Barbara Steele a run for her money as the darkest yet fairest of them all in Margheriti's Long Hair of Death just a few years earlier).
There are no weird aliens, but the errant planet, soaring too close to earth's gravitational field resulting in all sorts of seismic and tidal disturbances. It's uninhabited but impressive and alive, with fields of cold red gelatin quicksand and islands of hairy ground surrounding craters breathing out plumes of cold steam. Going into one to plant anti-matter charges, they find themselves attacked by white tendrils that bleed but repair themselves as soon as Rod stops hacking at them. It's quite a destination. The dubbing is great matching the lips with weird hesitance and fast-talking when necessary. Dialogue is rich.... and wondrous, using the weird pauses of the actors to create mood and drama rather than just making them sound drunk: "Read your retros - don't get clogged, Mack!" / "Who's got the flagship?!" / "I'm engaged to her Terry.... not that... I want to be." / "OK, Terry, but it's every man for himself"
The imdb score is unfairly low, and perhaps based on old faded VHS pan and scans (or memories of being horribly bored as a kid catching it on TV, marveling that an astronaut hacking at white tubes constituted a science fiction movie); but the Prime print is sublime. It lets the scheme of dark colors-- greys, blacks and red that make up the bulk of the colors look really rich and alluring. If space opera style drama and mature, adults doing work as an organized group in constant radio communication is your bag, this is like the base, the raw go-to for all your Italian swinging cocktail space station needs. I can see it any old time, and if nothing else, it rocks me to sleep like a baby. (If you like it, get Snow Devils, War of the Planets [a totally different movie than the above, believe it or not], and The Green Slime, all avail on DVD-R via Amazon!)
3. VOYAGE TO THE PLANET OF PREHISTORIC WOMEN
(1968) Dir. Peter Bogdanovich
*** / Amazon Image - C-
When I can't sleep in a foreign land I'll listen to this in my headphones and watch my Kindle download, with the soothing drone of the voices in this odd, odd film, a mix of some Peter Bogdanovich fantasia (a dozen bottle blondes swimming in the spashing surf with shiny green scale-covered hiphuggers bellbottoms (one of the most sublime high fashion choices in genre cinema, when they sleep with their legs together they look just like mermaids) and communicating via telepathy. I doubt it was pleasant but the sight of these ladies bobbing in what is clearly freezing Pacific surf, chomping on raw fish under the benevolent protection of their pterodactyl god is a goofy highlight of 60s science fiction. Most genre fans know the colorful story behind this film - a Russian sci-fi film about two astronauts and their robot marooned in a strange, prehistoric world -- that Corman bought (cheap) and brought to a young Peter Bogdanovich to restructure, dub into English, and shoot surrounding footage in English, starring Mamie Van Doren. He added his own hipster voiceover and a constant audio whoosh of sci-fi noises and the 'song' of the sirens, that's heard by one of the astronaust. Though he's probably just standing there gazing at the planet's wonders and pontificating about the glories of Russia's space program, now he's falling in love with the song of the far-off mermaids. But when the astronauts kill their pterodactyl god in self defense, the sirens sing into existence a flood and a volcano eruption.
Ingeniously, Peter had the props boys build a rubber corpse for the girls to pray over, and also an aproximaiton of the now dried magma-encrusted robot. Is it intentional that the sacred crown Mamie leads their telekinetic prayers with is a chef cap? With that laconic hipster narration, and the ceaseless pounding of the rhythmic surf, the beeps and burbles of the robot, the odd signing of the sirens and their occasional ESP communications, and the assured quality of Russian footage, it's a never gets-old go-to for a weary Erich. The Prime copy is bad, but there is no existing good quality DVD. I have the double disk set that includes the Russian original and the other film (much more dull, with too many cutaways to Basil Rathbone and a bee-hive hairdoed Faith Domergue) and--sadly--the image for the Prehistoric Woman one skips! The projector being used to make the image skips in the frame! What a drag! That makes this one, the Prime one, the pick.
4. PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES
(1966) Dir. Mario Bava
**** / Amazon Image - A+
Fourth on the bill, Mario Bava’s Planet of the Vampires is actually the best of the three as far as gorgeous cinematography and clever, if not always successful effects. The storyline fuses elements of Last Man on Earth with Invasion of the Body Snatchers and looks forward to Night of the Living Dead, and most notably Alien, which clearly borrowed more than a few things from here. Wise choice, as it's a gorgeous and fascinating film that would be worth seeing even if it was in Italian without subtitles. The plot concerns a rescue mission to a strange foggy planet where the dead rise from their plastic coverings (taken over by fourth dimensional aliens) and the co-ed crew wear sexy high-collared black leather uniforms with deep yellow trim (the sexiest, coolest and most high fashion space crew uniforms ever). and their ship is a huge minimalist black affair. The outside miniatures make the ship look a bit like a floating bar of soap, but are still cool - and the planet is a bizarre world of fog, petrified tentacle tree rocks, and mist, fog and weird noises. The shots of the outside guard looking deep into fog for signs of life are some of the most eerily beautiful in all of science fiction. The dubbing is good (lead Barry Sullivan does his own) and the music is super eerie. It just gets better with every viewing, especially when the print is this HD color-restored super-marvel.
5. TERROR BENEATH THE SEA
(1966) Dir. Hajime Sato
** / Amazon Image - A+
Thanks to an amazing Prime HD image (sourced no doubt from a terrific Blu-ray print), this is a fun, terrible Japanese fusion of James Bond style sci-fi underwater lair building and Jules Verne-style fishmen building ala AIP's War Gods of the Deep, Japan's Atragon, and Italy's Island of the Fishmen (AKA Screamers - also on Prime). A young and impossibly gorgeous Sonny Chiba and a young, impossibly gorgeous blond gaijin Peggy Neal (The X from Outer Space - which is streaming on Criterion and I would love to include in this list, what with its cocktails and dancing on the moon, and moons and space stations as jump offs to outer galaxy exploration) star. A native of Biloxi, Mississippi who came to Japan as a student and stayed for three films, Neal is utterly charming and naturalistic - with stunning features and blazing blonde hair, making her the perfect counterpoint to the Japanese around her (other gaijin actors appear as the US Navy). The inevitable fish people are a bit of a disappointment - all cross-eyed and hammy, enslaved to the evil ruler who controls them via a radio signal (when it jams up, they run amok shooting and killing everyone). But can Neal and Chiba free themselves and escape the lair before they too become fishmen? Meanwhile their American Naval officer friend (Franz Gruber!) labors to convince the top brass to send a search sub after the pair go missing. He won't take no for an answer!
But in the last big climax the film gets really wonky with its editing. Was the editor compelled to leave, replaced by Ed Wood's protege? We get all sorts of odd gaps, like asides and pauses that make no sense in the usually frenzied editing scheme of an underwater lair about to implode kind of climax. I mean the pauses between reactions that actors and directors presume the editor will snip off in order to create continuity (i.e. you cut to what their looking at in the space they leave between their reactions). When the gang are trying to escape and battling the bad guy's minions for space on the emergency elevator, this sluggish pace as each new emotion is formed on the actor's faces, is as annoying as it is delightful' once you've seen it enough times that the weird pacing doesn't bother you, I imagine it will scale bad movie heights. The way Chiba has to fight with the monsters carefully, as to not rip the obviously very thin plastic bag-style material used to make the monster skin (it looks like the silver/grey plastic wrap new appliances are sometimes wrapped in when you first open the box); and the way the fights drag on while the professor and Neal just stand there, looking aghast, rather than doing anything to help.
Man, whatever, papa's got a brand new bag, as the quality of the image is divine. Everyone in the underwater lair wears white tunics, and Neal's hangs on her just perfectly. With her short bob of a blonde hair do and ready-for-whatever innocence she's irresistible and Chiba has these deep dark eyes that suck you through an interdimensional portal; as a result, watching them be covered with oatmeal that's supposed to be scales is a tad upsetting. Yet nowhere near as bad as Neal's tantrum wanting to die rather than be a scaly freak, warrants. Just one of the myriad great and terrible moments when Peggy Neal, Sonny Chiba, and their professor benefactor (lower right) experience TERROR BENEATH THE SEA!
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6. BATTLE OF THE WORLDS
Il Pianeta degli uomini spenti / Translation: Planet of Extinct Men
(1961) Dir. Antonio Marghereti
**1/2 / Amazon Image - C- / D+
Sort of the grandpa of Margheriti's "Gamma One" Tetralogy, it's not to be confused with War Between the Planets (above) or War of the Planets (both 1966), as those are all separate films, part of the same (unofficial) series. All told, they can be read a sextet of interlocking films worth exploring and uncovering, all connected by the "Gamma One" idea of a unified government of capable women and men working together, sans sexism, and capable commanders tackling existential planetary threats. (Don't worry, I'm working on an in-depth analysis)

7. LIGHTNING BOLT
Operazione Goldman / Operation Goldman
Operazione Goldman / Operation Goldman
(1966) Dir. Antonio Margheriti
*** / Amazon Image - A-
8. FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE SPACE MONSTER
(1965) Dir. Robert Gaffney
**/ Amazon Image - A
I couldn't let you go without first unearthing some American trash, because we do good crazy stuff too. Here is our version of Rollin's Viol du Vampire, as a pair of goofy aliens abduct a bunch of women to zap back to their home planet (their side has won a nuclear war but now all the women are sterile). What a pair, the bald pointy eared, vaguely Uncle Fester-meets-Jon Lovitz Dr. Nadir (Lou Cutell) and the aloof Princess Marcuzen (Marilyn Hanold). There's lovely black-and-white footage of driving past NASA's gates and a press conference with their newest astronaut, who--alas--freezes into a photo halfway through. He's a robot! His ship crashes, he falls to earth a burnt amnesiac who proceeds to run amok; the two sides are bound to meet, the "Frankenstein" eventually facing off against the monster Marcuzen uses to intimidate the abducted girls into compliance. Meanwhile James Karen is Frank's inventor who tracks him down on the beaches of Puerto Rico (where the UFO has landed too, smart move for mujer caliente, your highness!)
9. THE X FROM OUTER SPACE
Uchû daikaijû Girara
(1963) Dir. Kazui Nihonmatsu
*** / Criterion Image - B
The Criterion image is soft but hey - if not for them it wouldn't be out on anything but a $60 import. And it's a must. In my mind it's the seventh film in the Gamma One series, which I often visit in a kind of chronic obsessiveness, after The Green Slime. If there's cocktails being served at little soirees on space stations or orbiting planets or the moon in a 60s science fiction film--and there's no cranky old American B-actors dragging the moood down with their patriarchal foot downing, you can bet I'll be there.
10. SOLARIS
(1972) Dir. Andre Tarkovsky
**** / Criterion Image - A
Now that we've basically wrung Prime dry of good and good/bad but great looking science fiction from the swinging 60s, maybe it's time to go full artsy over on Prime (for now), and drift along with Tarkovsky's acclaimed science fiction masterpiece (which seems like a 60s film, due perhaps to the slower pop trend shifting behind the Iron Curtain). Based on novel by big Russian sci-fi novelist Stanislav Lem, it's slow and long yet never less than compelling now that there's a great HD version with glistening elements to the drab imagery and a fully restored panorama of sound. So turn up the volume and focus deep into the sound if you get too bored with the imagery, that's my advice. Like David Lynch's Twin Peaks: The Return, the vast and ever-shifting soundscape is at least as important as the imagery. The long drive through Moscow's tunnels and elevated highways to the the airport for example, becomes otherworldly when you tune into the way the sound of the traffic begins to discombobulate into the rush of rockets and radio static, the music of the spheres. I can't really remember the rest of it.
I've seen it twice and only stayed awake once. But what better film to usher you out of this transitional phase - Solaris was the adieu to the cautious hopes of the space age. We might have space stations in the future but now we'd be forced to bring ourselves along, not the cool cocktail swinging astronaut being hoisted around on wires while saving the day we want to be, but a complex creature capable of random violence as well as love, and our memories off zzzzzz.
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I've seen it twice and only stayed awake once. But what better film to usher you out of this transitional phase - Solaris was the adieu to the cautious hopes of the space age. We might have space stations in the future but now we'd be forced to bring ourselves along, not the cool cocktail swinging astronaut being hoisted around on wires while saving the day we want to be, but a complex creature capable of random violence as well as love, and our memories off zzzzzz.
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For other cool Communist sci-fi films from the 70s that seem like they're from our 60s, I highly recommend these two films from East Germany (avail. only in OOP DVD and sometimes youtube)
Im Staub der Sterne
(1978) Dir.
*** / DVD image - B-
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(1972) Dir. Herrmann Zschoche
*** / DVD image - B-
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Final thoughts:
Final thoughts:
Looking back at them all, the reason why I'm obsessed with these films should be clear, especially to any recovering alcoholic or addict. I've dreamt of these remote, cold places. In space, no one can see you drink, just a jug of liquor, a tape of Cat Women of the Moon (1953) and thou. If anyone can escape the fiction of reality through the reality of fiction... (click)
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10 "Other" Retro-cool sci-fi opuses streaming on Prime click hier
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For further voyages back.... follow the links...
10 "Other" Retro-cool sci-fi opuses streaming on Prime click hier
Hauntology for a De-new America (Oct 2015)
Retrofuturist Pharma III: The "Metatextual Cigar" Edition: ASCENSION, VENTURE BROS, SNOWPIERCER (Dec. 2014)
James Bond Movie Reviews (Complete Guide)(Nov, 2015)